making fun of „duck and cover“ pictures

The US government has a website with some „duck and cover“ pictures. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could realy mean anything!Safenow.org has a few interpretations.
I like those:

	If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.
	In time of war, real Americans eat red meat only! No wimpy fish or poultry, please.

thanks to pluto